“In the beginning we were all fish okay? swimming around in the water. then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had but sex with a squirrel or something and made this... retard frog squirrel. And then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey fish frog, and then this monkey fish frog had but sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go you are the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations.”
-Mr./Ms. Garrison
6 commenti:
ghignate pesanti!!!
ma le stronzate che scrivete sui miei commenti?
dai che ti senti fico con tutti quei commenti...
siamo troppo simpa, di' il vero
Ciao Dariella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come stai? quando tornia fossangeles? io andrò allo spaziale a vedere gege. Che mi ha detto una cosa, poi mezzo smentita da Petraz....
Ciao Dariella!!! allora butto la pasta con poco sale ma tre spicchi d'aglio e affetto la mortazza...intanto portami la crema per i calli ai piedi che ti avvo prestato
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